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Chocolate Ice Cream Cone Song

My mommy said if I'd be good, she'd send me to the store.
She said she'd bake some gingerbread if I would sweep the floor.
She said if I would make the bed and watch the telephone
that she would send me out to get a chocolate ice cream cone.

And so I did the things she said and then she baked some gingerbread.
And I went out just me alone and got my chocolate ice cream cone.

While coming back I stumped my toe upon a big old stone.
And need I tell you that I dropped my chocolate ice cream cone.
A little doggy came along and took and great big lick.
And so I hit that mean old dog with such a little stick.

And he bit me where I sit down
And then he chased me all over town.
And now I'm lost, can't find my home.
And all because of that chocolate ice cream cone.

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