Kitchen catastrophes
Saltine Toffee (Christmas Crack)
Saltines, buttery toffee, and chocolate. Try stopping at one piece.
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Vintage flair.
Modern mom chaos.
Easy AF recipes, honest stories, half-finished projects, reheated coffee, and the occasional well-earned swear word. There’s always room for one more.
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Red lipstick. Strong coffee. Questionable language.
A little creative chaos for your last nerve
Coloring Through the Bullshit
30 printable coloring pages for moms whose patience is deceased. Vintage florals, skeleton ladies, domestic chaos, and beautifully inappropriate language.
Get the Coloring Book · $5.99Volume 1 · Printable PDF · 8.5 × 11 inches
Digital download. No physical book shipped. Contains adult language.
Fresh from the chaos
Start with the good stuff
Mom hacks
The yelling-free alarm clock hack
One less “GET UP!” before the first cup of coffee.
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Creative chaos
Moon phase wall art
Cardboard, paint, a stick, and a reasonable amount of swearing.
Make itMore drinks. More attitude.
I can love my kids and still need five minutes alone with a snack.
Hi, I’m Carissa
The mom behind the mouth
I’m Carissa. I have hundreds of projects going, and most of them are unfinished. A new idea can show up every week, every day, or three times before lunch: a recipe, a craft, something for the garden, or a tea blend I suddenly need to make. I share the ones that work, the ones that flop, and the chaos in between.
There’s no perfect-parent performance required here. Grab your reheated coffee, put on some lipstick, and come as you are.
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