Welcome to swearingmoms

If you are tired as a mother and exasperated with life then you are my people! You won't find anything life-changing here but you will find lazy recipes that require the least amount of work possible (but somehow taste surprising decent), half-ass health and beauty tips from an exhausted mom who has the Igor look down, epic kid advice from a parent that is typically hiding in the bathroom eating their snacks, and whatever random inappropriateness  I run across in this ridiculous journey of life. If you thought this couldn't get any worse, all of this is captured on a low quality android cell phone camera too. 

I should not be allowed to give out any advice and need all the help I can get, but here I am giving the worst advice possible! Send me a message from time to time, I'd love to hear ways I can make improvements. (If we are being honest I won't make any improvements, but I would love to hear them anyway!). 

I have a sailor mouth. 

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When you do this, it makes me feel better about myself and who doesn't want to feel good? 

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​(I hope to see you there!)