Zero Carb Jello Shots

Let’s face it—sometimes you need a little liquid courage that won’t wreck your keto gains. These Zero Carb Jello Shots are here to save your night (or your sanity) with a burst of flavor and a big, fat zero on the carb count. Perfect for when you’re over the BS of dieting restrictions but still want to keep things keto-friendly.

The Lowdown
I was sick of those jello shots loaded with sugar and empty calories, so I decided to whip up a batch that’s as badass as it is carb-free. Using sugar-free gelatin, a splash of vodka, and some boiling water magic, these shots come together fast and pack a punch without any of the nasty carbs.

What You’ll Need
• 1 box sugar-free gelatin (any flavor you like—lemon, lime, or cherry work great)
• 1 cup boiling water
• 1/2 cup cold water
• 1/2 cup vodka (or adjust to your boozing preference)
• Optional: A squeeze of fresh lime or lemon juice for extra zing

How to Make It
• Dissolve the Gelatin:
In a large bowl, pour the boiling water over the sugar-free gelatin. Whisk it vigorously for about 2 minutes until the gelatin is completely dissolved. This is where the magic starts—no clumps allowed!
• Add the Booze:
Stir in the vodka and cold water (and the optional citrus juice if you’re feeling fancy). Mix well so that the alcohol is evenly distributed throughout the liquid.
• Pour and Set:
Carefully pour the mixture into your favorite shot glasses or silicone molds. Fill ‘em up and slide them into the fridge. Let them chill for at least 2–3 hours, or until fully set. Trust me, patience here is key—nobody likes a runny jello shot.
• Enjoy Responsibly:
Once set, pop a shot, let the flavors hit you, and remember: this is your moment of badassery. Whether you’re celebrating a win or just surviving a wild day, these jello shots are the perfect keto treat.

Why It Rocks
These Zero Carb Jello Shots are proof that you don’t have to sacrifice flavor for your diet. They’re quick, they’re easy, and they’re loaded with boozy goodness—minus the sugar crash. Plus, they’re an awesome way to impress your friends at your next low-carb shindig without turning your kitchen into a sugar bomb.
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Your Turn
Got a killer twist on this recipe or another zero-carb treat that saves your night? Drop your badass creations in the comments or share your shots on social media with #SwearingMomsStories.
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​Let’s keep the party going—keto style, no bullshit.
Keep it real, keep it keto, and drink up (responsibly)!